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Bells Hells tinker with former friendships and robotic inner workings before returning to Paragon’s Call, this time as newly minted members…
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0:20 Sam brushes his teeth
5:25 Fearne/Ashley week
7:50 Intro cinematic
9:40 EPISODE STARTS
13:30 Recap Ends
21:20 FCG will go off
22:45 Who is the nicest?
25:45 Chetney Chiselhands
27:00 Bassuras Mint Pickles
31:20 Messaging Dancer
33:45 FCG cannot make faces
35:45 Who should disassemble FCG
42:50 Dancer
48:30 Whisper cam
52:55 Orym moves towards reconciliation
56:50 Chetney gets his first creepy message
58:45 FCG activates
59:55 The reunion
1:11:20 Origin of the tongue
1:12:20 Pints (returning the saw)
1:13:45 FCG has two HDMI ports, you have to set the right input
1:14:40 Metal is temporary, wood is forever (Chetney is done with this convo)
1:16:15 Ideas for new merch
1:19:30 Metal paints (science, it’ll get ya)
1:23:05 Joe describes Devexian
1:30:35 You know how people do brain surgery? (holding the saw)
1:32:55 Do a flip (surgery begins)
1:36:00 Chetney takes notes
1:38:50 Don’t do it, Laudna (do do do do do do do)
1:46:40 Getting in FCG’s head
1:51:40 Joe leaves
1:53:20 Karen culling
2:03:10 Nothing better than being a cleric who heals (making the tongue canon)
2:05:20 D’s nuts
2:11:55 Chetney will catch up
2:12:50 BREAK STARTS
2:19:15 Art Montage
2:22:50 BREAK ENDS
2:25:05 Laudna is struggling with the planning process
2:27:30 Wild magic
2:32:10 Am I gonna float forever?
2:34:00 Lots of broken things
2:35:40 Artana Voe
2:42:15 Let the gate drop
2:53:25 Rockman
2:55:40 Tiny weapon for Mister
3:04:55 Rockmond doesn’t know celebrities except Ratanish
3:10:10 Laudna flirts harder (and has been disappeared)
3:12:00 Liam loves his new ability
3:16:05 Deafening silence
3:18:50 Been awhile (crate AC)
3:30:40 Should we try and steal?
3:33:30 Ratanish’s hobbies
3:40:20 Soltryce Academy Wildcats
3:41:40 Chetney changes his appearance
3:43:10 FYI, two weeks’ notice is not a legal requirement, it just helps if you want a reference later
3:46:45 Brewch
3:51:50 Give him the hole
3:59:05 Ashton and Laudna shop for rings
4:07:05 Ashton and Laudna
4:12:35 Chetney’s infiltration
4:19:05 Reporting in
4:31:55 Fight time
4:34:10 Episode Ends
The in-game start date for the episode was the 18th of Sydenstar in the year 843. Sam’s gas can says “Breaking Smiley, I am the one who smiles” with a picture of FCG with angry eyebrows
Headless: A Sleepy Hollow Series is a YouTube series inspired by Legend of Sleepy Hollow. It has DnD luminaries such as our own Matt Mercer, Ginny Di, and Krystina Arielle all doing fantastic work. Plus, it just feels like a throwback to YouTube modernizations that I used to love like The Lizzie Bennet Diaries and Emma Approved (can’t put my finger on exactly why). You can watch it on the Shipwrecked YouTube channel, new episodes are dropping every Monday.
Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. Is it Thursday yet?
Idea for Merch t-shirt
In Big font p** destroyer then its just fresh cut grass with red eyes and robot parts scattered around him
gosh matt really embodied dancer's whole 'I want to forgive you but you've ruined me' thing she's got going on (rightfully so), like down to the look on his face and the gleam in his eyes.
God that opening is horrible….They need to get rid of it.
at 2:43:00 Matt stating his intentions for just a few episodes later….
I want a "Karen Culling" one shot so bad…
Americans, getting under Letters: Cha-siss.
Everyone else: you mean
Shass-see. From the Latin….
Knowing what we know now……everyone should've listened to Orym.
The Karen Culling – Ah right – FCG was a service robot, and had just one too many "may I speak to you managers" 🤣
Travis Have you ever been disappeared before?
Marisha 😒I have.
FCG is Jinx of the critical role
i love how with keyleth/percy beau/molly and now laudna/ashton Marisha and Tal's characters always have this great energy between them. somewhere between bickering siblings and easy confidant
Oh man, such good laughs this episode! 😀
What's the deal with referring a single person as they or them? What am I missing here?
Tall, metal mask, masculine presenting (?), selling aeormatons to tinkerers, and goes by D… Devexian?…
pickles and toothpaste…somebody pregnant again ?
sadness ain`t a wooden feeling, its more metal…
An hour in… I commend them all for not jumping on the "It's been a while" joke during the heartfelt moment… though I could tell it was tearing Laura apart to let it go…
Oh, they did "One-eyed monster" joke.
I was a little bit worried when it went over Laura's head in previous episode – it was so tense the she didn't even smile then, when they called FCG "one-eyed monster".
what? no "thats what she said" at 04:26 ?
“I’m broken inside” 😂
This campaign had spots where it bogged down to a slow, but at the end of this episode Matt really knew how to turn an intense situation into an epicly insane situation.
Liam coming in hot with a quote from Willow around @2:30
2:42:56 MATT: "Im going to murder all of you" hits different now….😬
Anyone else think that the person who sold FCG who has a "metal mask" and goes by "D" is Devexian from campaign 2. Devexian is the reason these automatons are back, so I think it totally makes sense.
1:11:45 ah yes my favorite band, Steam Powered Tongue
Head-On: Apply Directly to the Forehead!
Sooo, I totally wanna see a hobgoblin pickle vendor in every single city they go to. It knows disguise self so we don't really know its them. And one of them always knocks into the cart and I can just picture the cabbage vendor in ATLA going "my cabbages!!!" But in this case it'll be "my pickles!!"
Shouldn't Laudna have been able to read at least what the runes inside FCG are without rolling for it (apx 1hr 45min) because she's got Eyes of the Runekeeper? So the 6 wouldn't have mattered? Or was it more of a case of rolling to interpret the way the runes work together?
‘D’ definitely stands for Devexian. Not a metal mask, a metal man.
Some much chaos in this session
By the players, not the characters, mind you
I haven't yet finished this episode and I've already heard shit goes down in episode 33, and I'm nervous xD
4:07:05 Ashton and Laudna I enjoy how interested Ashley is.
Laudna: I have poor circulation.
Ashten: Very poor.
Me: What circulation! XD
Nyeah! Myeah! Nyeah! Bleah! Ashton and Laudna continue to flaunt Ashton's 5 charisma while shopping…
I feel like not calling the buzz-saw "Pussy's Gash" is a missed opportunity.
2:42:55 that foreshadowing though..
Ashton and Laudna are my new favorite dynamic. I want to chill with them.
dont get me wrong i rly like inclusion but if a person is called she by half the cast and them by the other half, and then some people switching in calling them she and them and then she again … its so confusing for non nativ english speaker to follow … i wish they maybe more focus on fewer non binary characters so its easier for them to remember and everyone is on the same boat because this switching every 2nd sentences makes me soooo confused its hard for me to follow
So are we gonna get the shirt fcg destroyed my pu**y
2:42:55 and then he did
Brooch is totally a word, though, and I strongly felt the need to say that.
Just looking how Marisha sits in the middle she looks like she has antlers.
Love how during the bit everyone was like “read faster Marisha” and just the insanity would not allow it
When are we getting Critical Role the Musical?
Guys, can we please stop eating crunchy foods in the mic… Please, it makes listening alongside the video awful 🙃 I'd like just one episode without hearing crunch, crunch, crunch while listening to the story 😭
at 3:47:12 When Sam says "brewch" and everyone else is like "………wtf is a brewch? it's BROACH" pmsl xD
Thinking about what FCG said about Laudna and Fearne last episode, I wonder what FCG said to Dancer in the cave while going ballistic. 🤔