Car Trader Simulator is out this week on Steam. Here’s a look at full release gameplay in sandbox mode, where I might have stolen the occasional motor to make a few bucks on the sly.
Check it out here
***********
Once in a while I post something of value in here.
No, that isn’t true except for in the super-secret secret message section right at the very end of the description. To get to that point you’ll have to scroll past a big lump of links and nonsense all of which will enrich your life… if you let them.
How would you like to seize control of the bombastic outro? As a performing video monkey I’m now offering you the opportunity to do just that. Within reason. Obviously, I won’t tell you where the line of “within reason” resides, but you can try it and find out. Swing by my Wisio and I’ll see what I can do :
Right, this is how you can get the very best out of this channel, and lend a significant chunk of help toward its future success. If you have $1 per month you can gain access to exclusive videos, the magical Discord channel, and consider yourself a member of Fail Brigade:
Option 1 (several different tiers available): Patreon –
Option 2 (one size-fits all): YouTube –
All new merchandise everybody! That’s what you want. Forget paying the rent! Buy a tshirt instead :
Do you want to follow a Twitter account that is actually cheerful? Not in the kind of way that offers life-affirming, inspirational text with a waterfall in the background, but in a jolly, acerbic kind of way? Follow me on Twitter. That’s what I do.
Do you want to know what videos are coming up each week? A few people do. I don’t always get around to publishing the schedule, but when I do, I do it on Facebook. Not sure why I chose Facebook, but there you are.
That’s all for now. You can go about your business.
(*) – Today’s secret: Oddly compelling, odd little game this one. For no good reason I want to play some more. #CarTraderSim
Link do Vídeo
I'm 10 months late but the scrap u can use that instead of paying that's why your scrap wasn't decreasing
Hello colonel would you ever consider doing a train sim world live stream
Dat' voice doe' O_O
lol this game looks like they took the maps from 9-1-1 simulator lol
Tad Commando ….. the smile was audible 🙂
This combined into one game with 'car mechanic simulator'.
Great review,thank you very much excellent job!!!!
At first glance, I wasn't sure I'd be into this video but then it was ending and I was wishing for a bit more.
Okay, so there was a bit more but even after that there could have been a bit more.
Cant wait for the next episode!
Did you just say: "I played the tutorial"?!
😳😳
Simce when?!?
Left a like to help your ratings, but its not really my sort of game
Hey there Colonel, great video and a pleasure to hear you! Take care!
The game is currently out on Steam, make sure to check it :)!
This game is very similar to 911 operator game. Same engine.
Car flip or flop a little on the larcenous side lol. Thanks Colonel
What have I learnt from this video…
Don't buy a car off of Colonel Failure lol
I kinda like those not official car names:Deustchwagen Rammer it must be BMW in reality:):)
"As we in the trade know it… York" lmfao
The Colonel is Arthur Daley…
The fake car names I enjoyed were Jujiro 5000= Mazda Cx-5, KIM ultima= Kia Optima.
That interface… wow
Sold!
Seems more like a mobile platform game without the micro-transactions. I wonder if that's something that Steam is exploring with their 'stream from your PC to your device' function. A little too 'pushbutton' for my tastes but the mobile platform games do seem to have quite a player base.
Would you buy a car off this man?
Really good fun watching someone else playing it, but seems a bit too full on with the constant management for me to play. I'll stick to the car mechanic sim
the game looks fun and interesting. but the Fake car names are doing me head in.
Yeah i know..blah blah licenses blah blah.
i really hope this game can be modded so i can change the car names.
Surely Betsy's scooter is a bit of a waste of cash. Does she leave it behind when she nicks a car?