Gary Gulman remembers confronting a woman in Trader Joe’s when she left her cart in the checkout line and continued shopping.
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Hilarious and so relatable.
Hilarious
Brilliant. Love Gary.
Back cutsies hahaha
Get a haircut. Put this routine to bed. Gary tries to re-hash it every 3 years to anyone who hasn’t heard it
"outcrazied"
If the cart was There when you got there, then She's obviously 1st! So unless cashier's open and they're still not there, you Wait Your Turn!
Best comedian. He’s genius.
Everything about this screams, “Bro, The Big Lebowski is the greatest movie ever.”
The most “cuck beta male who definitely ‘cleans up’ afterwards”, thing I’ve seen in a while.
He is a great storyteller and hilarious 😂
You are spectacular! My favorite! You should also be an actor
Gary all you had to do was push that hussey’s cart down a few isles over so when she comes back she would realize her cart is not in line and it would take her a good five minutes looking for it and then you get back into your spot in line. 😊
Smart, so smart and so absolutely funny! Gary’s talent for relaying his over thinking in real life to hilarity is a gift. Thank you Gary G.
I just did it to a black lady…I pushed her cart out of the way, started putting the stuff up on the counter…She was so pissed…She tried that "that's not how it works" I said; "It is now, move your meat, lose your seat"…
Thank God for self checkout. Get out of my way nerds, I'm in and out of every store in 15 minutes.
So, So True! It happens so much in Vermont, too! I'm from NYC & worked as a cashier at a Coop in Montpelier & regularly pushed the carts of flatlanders out of the queue when they disappeared to get more things. Problem? No problem ! I would Travis Bickle them with " You talking to me?" BTW, I hacked in NYC at night back in the 80's
That's gold, Gary! Gold!
Just the other day I was behind a woman checking out… It was taking way too much time, and when she was almost checked out she remembered she forgot to pick up an item. So, the cashier kindly offered to have someone get it for her. That took forever.. Then she forgot something else and at that point I picked up every item I had on the conveyer belt, threw them in my cart, looked at her and said “really?”
Now that New York has to allow people to carry guns, this vile nonsense will finally come to an end. 🔫🛒
Every story I hear about New York City just reinforces my opinion that it has to be the worst place on the entire planet of earth
Anytime I watch a Gary Gulman video I never get a YouTube ad. I don’t know what that means… but it means something.
I'VE BEEN STRUCK!
Tired
This level of pettiness is what I aspire to be 😂😂😂
I live small city rule here you can step away cart 🛒 if still within sight of it. Get what want quickly. If line move before make back apologize to all behind you.
If leave cart 🛒 go totally away not seeing looking at it we push your cart out way. You come back to no one talk to you never know which us did the push.
What year was this?
There is nothing better than a Gary Gulman “Nay.”
Well done ❤
So strange to be both laughing and feeling a panic attack slowly grab hold of me at the EXACT same time!!
"You should know that you're allowed to leave your cart, in New York City"
SHEEEEEEEIT. somebody tries this B.S. on me, I'll take their cart & remove it from the line entirely. And then if or when they come back, just lie right to their face. "so weird — it just rolled away on its own. You could have held it in place … if only you had stayed here "
In a situation like this, it seems to me that the kind thing is the best thing. Clearly, she was pressed for time, so help out by placing additional items in her cart while she's doing her other shopping. Then while she sorts it out (you have to make it obvious), just do the "go around". A cart can't save your place in line, only a person can. And if that person is me, and you are being foolish in public, I will help you out.
Let me guess…. Karen?
I have never shopped in a Trader Joe's. I shop in the cheapest grocery store I can find – why?
1) No lines
2) Pricing
3) Milk & bread taste the same no matter what store you shop.
Turns out this is just all of America now.
Gotta love this guy!
That pic to vid line is so good.
I almost fell out of my chair
Love Gary Gulman
This has to be a regional joke. Works in NYC, maybe Chitown, maybe San Fran. But nowhere else in the country do you stick your cart in line and continue to shop. I've seen husband / wife and parent / child teams, where one stays with the cart, but never a solo act. If I'm from out of town, I don't honor this system and I fight the lady if that's what she wants. (As Mick Jagger would say to this comedian: "NOT … FUNNY!")
Relatable.
Ring the bell! I’ve been struck!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣