34 Comentários

1. ALL so true.

2. "you could never do heroin!" 😂

3. Weirdly, this was a more effective ad than the real ones… Good thing I don't watch sports enough to bet on them.

4. This sounds like those radio ads in the good GTA games. Brilliantly done

5. This sports betting explosion is DISGUSTING! Yet ANOTHER way to further impoverish the workers of the world. It would be one thing if a country like the USA responded by unveiling a federally-supported investment program to offset the latest impoverishing scheme created by the free market. It's a never-ending litany of ripoff schemes preying on people. The people should enable to government to respond. Every young adult should be equipped with an IRA funded with initial federal seed money. Which is then matched every year with federal dollars. This should be a birthright. Instead, it's "sink or swim" in the profiteering USA.

6. Can you stop saying that Star Trek is not a part of reality and that this is a made-up TV program? We all know it's not real but if you're going to talk about it then you have to talk about it as if it's real just for the moment that you're actually talking about it I mean is that so hard to do?

7. You're not really a Star Trek fan are you? I'm beginning to come to grips that this is not the fan base you're actually into. 🤔

8. Steve: Have you ever done in your pants?!?!
   Steve: No.
   Steve: It's amazing! It's better than heroin!!!
   🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

9. So, why is this App not on the Google Play Store ?

10. I get frustrated watching the different waves of YouTube sponsorships. The gambling apps, the ads for hair loss products marketed to people to use even although they aren't losing their hair, the new ads for the smoke free nicotine sticks that don't mention they have nicotine, the ads for PragerU and the NRA… I mean, just tell me I need to groom my nether regions. At least that's not morally bankrupt.

    I am mostly for free speech, but I'd like to see ad restrictions for medications, including recreational drugs, similar to the ones in place on cigarettes, and while gambling isn't quite the same, I think there is enough evidence that people have problems with it that we should restrict advertising for it too.

11. You really never can go wrong appealing to a man's masculinity to sell something.

12. Gambling was my old man's undoing.

13. I like the shirt. #WeWantCody
    But also… #VinceForPrison

14. I wasn't gonna bet on sports on my phone, but you convinced me to give it a try!

15. Ah….to nostalgically reminisce to the days when ESPN wouldn't touch gambling….and then everyone cut the cable (except Boomers) and then…."Here's Stanford Steve…brought you by Bally's Bookie….errr "Sports book"…..🙄.

16. can i download a steve shives who can scream HEROIN NEVER PAYS YOU at me

17. 2! 2 uncontrollable belly laughs! Ha! Ha! Ha!
    I think the AGA should pay you play this vid in commercial breaks.

    I think the editing in this is top notch (especially around the 'testes' remark).

18. I fucking hate these ads, and love the way you mock them. They fucking suck

19. Sooo many online gambling and "investment" ads now. It's so obnoxious.

20. Watching celebrities shill for betting apps breaks my heart. The ads for these apps are a cancer. The apps themselves are a worse cancer.

21. I'm up 475, but on a losing strek. When doing my taxes, my agent was straight up shocked I won anything. So i cashed out, and bought a duel lands, where my Magic needs at?

22. This is why 'having fun' is bad news. You have no value unless your got millions of dollars as a man.

23. I feel like I just saw one of the ads in a Torrented CAM movie.

24. When I saw Kevin Hart on one of those betting app commercials I got pissed off. Then found out he himself has a gambling problem and thought good fuck him.

25. This hits at home. I'm a wrestling fan, and draftkings' ads are all over both AEW, and WWE. Gambling has never appealed to me (same for playing the lottery), so there never has been a temptation, but the fact you can gamble on a scripted "sport" of all things is both hilarious, and sad to me. Really goes to show we as Americans will find a way to gamble on most anything.

26. I don't have a gambling problem, I'm Australian.

27. Funnily enough, this is how it feels to play Magic: The Gathering.

28. how they are affording to put these ads everywhere??? must be because they lose so much money on the app paying out all the winners!!!

29. These gambling ads are getting ridiculous, hate that they're so unavoidable

30. Fun Fact: In the UK, gambling used to be highly regulated. The person most responsible for deregulation was a dour Scotsman, a son of a Presbyterian minister – precisely the sort of person who would stand firmly against gambling in all its forms.
    Also a Clintonesque Centrist Liberal – who almost by definition, have no morals at all.

31. That's all I need: a product I don't actually need, that I'm addicted to — and takes* my money (that I could otherwise spend on something real).

    *) by definition, gambling apps must take in more money than they give out — that's their whole damn business model.

32. I can tell you at least from some past work experience building "games" they are just computers programmed to win for the house. You would do better to light the money on fire in most cases. Even the games with real cards are stacked against you.

33. All right. You absolutely nailed the punch line. Jesus.

34. Jokes on them, I don't even have a "smart"phone to get hooked with,

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