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The Tortoise and The Dare | Critical Role | Campaign 2, Episode 117








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Hard choices await the Mighty Nein, who must decide whether to follow the current path of their former friend or deviate and forge a new one…

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38 Comentários

  1. HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing
    0:50 A normal ad
    5:10 WAKE ME UP INSIDE
    6:35 Laura’s merch corner (most merch gets sold out by showtime)
    8:55 Laura is a wrap god
    10:25 Intro cinematic
    12:00 Episode Starts
    14:50 Recap Ends
    19:00 Meeting the Nonagon
    28:30 These hands
    44:40 How do you get tattoos?
    46:40 Am I on speaker?
    49:05 In unison
    55:45 Beau was right
    58:00 Divine 8-ball
    59:10 Notagon
    1:02:10 Spoilers for campaign 1: Nine betrayer gods
    1:04:10 Threshold crests
    1:04:40 Old magic
    1:10:45 Naruto run
    1:11:30 Jester and Beau
    1:13:55 Never become a spider
    1:14:25 Bye
    1:17:50 Yasha will eat Caleb
    1:22:40 The river
    1:25:50 They argue for the next 10 minutes (it’s a good argument, it’s over at 1:36:05)
    1:27:40 Question marks aren’t important
    1:29:05 Caleb, what do you think of this metaphor
    1:36:05 Good ideas start happening
    1:36:45 Veth invents phones
    1:38:40 Day 5 (Marisha ruins everything)
    1:43:55 Beau puts her hand in a zombie’s mouth
    1:48:55 A scryed conversation
    1:54:55 Gretchin, the pie making cat
    1:55:40 Fjord and Jester
    1:58:25 Beau’s target practice
    2:02:10 Metagaming pigeon conversations
    2:03:15 Messaging Kotho about Sabien
    2:05:15 Race you to the top
    2:06:30 The stink is on the inside
    2:07:35 Fact check: weasels mostly eat meat
    2:09:30 These cats have had it
    2:10:30 Undead Sprinkle
    2:12:35 I guess we trust Dagen now
    2:16:40 They’ve ruined this man’s life
    2:20:35 Dagen is still having fun with it
    2:27:00 No plan
    2:28:10 Jester gives a tarot reading
    2:30:35 Jester says such stupid things
    2:33:10 Messaging Essik
    2:34:45 You always run into people you know in Eiselcross
    2:37:30 Pies of nine
    2:39:30 Caleb talks to Astrid
    2:40:30 Cat cuddle
    2:41:25 Break Starts
    2:46:05 Art Montage
    2:59:30 Break Ends (Taking care of Dagen)
    3:01:45 Johan, the breakfast cat (also the union cat)
    3:03:00 Chicken-making blue people
    3:03:50 Preview of the animated series
    3:04:30 Travis forgets how things work
    3:06:25 Jester needs to focus during messages
    3:11:00 Day 7 (Getting peded)
    3:13:35 Dune (2021)
    3:15:50 Map out (Matt makes a sound that I would not have thought possible)
    3:20:45 Veth is not standing still, she is lying in wait (wait, wait)
    3:26:45 Imagine the green
    3:36:35 Fjord gets bit
    3:39:15 Making my way to the worm
    3:41:50 Choosing animals
    3:44:55 Sam has never read a DnD book before, he’s not about to start
    3:47:50 Abusing a tortoise
    3:51:15 Turtle violence
    3:54:25 This stamp is dedicated to everyone who said “TPK” in the Twitch chat
    3:57:40 Tiny turtle
    4:00:40 Um, actually Beau would take an attack of opportunity as she left the turtle
    4:07:10 Divine intervention
    4:15:50 Episode Ends
    The in-game start date for the episode was the 17th of Brussendar 836. Sam’s flask has the letter “I” on it, nine times. The back says “Mighty Nien” with eyes replacing the I’s.
    Happy Thanksgiving everyone! I’m thankful for this show and this cast. I’m thankful for Rachel Romero, the SVP of Marketing, who was so nice and welcoming at C2E2 and made me feel proud to be a small part of all this. I’m thankful to Surena Marie, who is the Marketing and Community Manager, who takes time out of her Mondays to help me make these posts easier for me and better for you. And I’m thankful for all of you, for helping me put one foot in front of the other in a year where it would have been easy to stop. Stay safe, eat well, and always believe tomorrow will be better.
    Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. Is it Thursday yet?

  2. Suddenly occurs to me that twinned spell/ Jester's ring of spell splitting would work on Sending. As far as I know she never uses it that way, but the concept of it is hilarious to me!

  3. I watched every single CR episode up to this point, hundreds of hours of Matt voicing everything from NPC to a wine bottle, still the sound he made at 3:15:56 is the most disturbing, terrifying, amazing sound I have see him make.

  4. I'm only 2 hours and 17 minutes in but I've been yelling at the screen the whole time that "Raise Dead" works for 10 days after death! Cadeucis has used it before. They have the required diamonds. And he's put her in stasis. Literally they could revive her whenever they're ready! Bah!
    I hope they realise by the next episode because it would be very funny.

  5. Matt’s joy when they all failed their saving throws to his disappointment when it became a turtle. What a roller coaster

  6. I was yelling at Laura to turn it into a whale. Can breath air, resistant to the cold, a giant sack of hit points, and it can’t move

  7. I love that this episode went full Monty Python. Let it be a lesson that you “Never mess with the white rabbit!!!”

  8. So…………………………………………………………….
    …….
    …….
    I'm playing catch up crew like super late, but am also watching Lord of the rings, twin towers. 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

  9. Some day i want to see a compilation dedicated to the UN-talented critters and all the shitty gremlin doodles we make

  10. Some day i want to see a compilation dedicated to the UN-talented critters and all the shitty gremlin doodles we make

  11. Some day i want to see a compilation dedicated to the UN-talented critters and all the shitty gremlin doodles we make

  12. Since Molly passed in the presence of the Beacon, does that mean his soul can be repurposed to a local newborn child? and noonve will ever know?

  13. jester's desparate, wavering explanation of vess's death is what really sells this episode for me lolol

  14. Heh, just looked up what pet weasels eat.."Birds, rodents, kittens, puppies, and other household pets up to 10 times a weasels size may be viewed as prey, even if the weasel is not hungry "

  15. That one time Cad didn’t immediately bless the group. Really guys? Dual AOE spiritual guardians? How do these guys stay alive?

  16. God i totally understand MAtt Marisha laughing is dellightful don't get me wrong they all are great but whne Marisha laughs you could just melt.

  17. The M9 are sailing at sea, when suddenly the wurm erupts from the deck, hatred buring in it's eye.

  18. Point of order:

    At 3:30:00, thereabouts, Jester cast Polymorph, a concentration spell.

    This means that Spirit Guardians, also a concentration spell, would have ended — and there would have been no threat to the snow bunny.

  19. Every time… every gorram time

    Jester sends a Message, and Travis pops up with both hands, ready like a manual Word Counter.

    That's how you know Laura and Travis have "Married Couple Love Energy."

    So adorable.

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